Sometimes, when I go for a walk and I hear a strange cracking noise behind me, I think to myself: I hope it's not my back or a joint. When I turn round and see that something has fallen off a tree, I feel very relieved.
Ian Gillan in an interview with a German newspaper, being asked about his forthcoming 70th birthday
Hope you did not hear any strange noises when you got out of bed this morning, Chip! Wishing you a cracking birthday, not necessarily bodywise.